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January 18, 2006
January 17, 2006
Airline Mechanic Sucked In Engine

Federal aviation experts and local police today will continue to investigate how an airplane mechanic was sucked into a plane's jet engine and killed Monday in what officials said is a rare occurrence that stunned passengers and employees at El Paso International Airport.
The mechanic, whose name was withheld until relatives could be notified, had been working on the plane about 9 a.m. when he was suddenly pulled into the jet engine of a Continental Airlines Boeing 737 bound for Houston.
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Target? Google Earth Advertising

Advertisers are slowly discovering the potential of Google Maps, and some, like the Target store above (more at Google Sightseeing), are even enjoying some unexpected windfall.
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January 12, 2006
KATE, LINDSAY BUMP-&-GRIND

Lohan, Moss and a couple of female friends swanned into the Upper East Side mammary mecca at about 2:45 a.m. and headed straight for the legendary Champagne Room, where the giggly group ordered round after round of vodka shots, raspberry Kamikazes and beer.
Their table was immediately swarmed by strippers and Lohan and Moss enjoyed numerous lap dances. But the fun really started when Moss jumped on the stage nearest the main bar and began grinding against a pole, much to the delight of hundreds of red-blooded banker types.
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January 10, 2006
Easy on the eye: new e-book is a page turner


The Sony Reader, introduced here at the Consumer Electronics Show, is a book-size device that can store hundreds of volumes and display them, one page at a time, on a screen that uses innovative electronic-ink technology to eliminate the glare and flicker that make prolonged reading on traditional computer and handheld displays so uncomfortable.
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Mouse tossed into fire sets house ablaze


Items compiled from Tribune news services
Published January 9, 2006
FT. SUMNER, NEW MEXICO -- A mouse got its revenge against a homeowner who tried to dispose of it in a pile of burning leaves. The blazing creature ran back to the man's house and set it on fire.
Luciano Mares, 81, of Ft. Sumner said he caught the mouse in his house..
"I had some leaves burning outside, so I threw it in the fire," Mares said from a motel room Saturday.
Village Fire Chief Juan Chavez said the burning mouse ran to just beneath a window, and the flames spread up from there.
No one was hurt inside, but the home and everything in it was destroyed.
Copyright © 2006, Chicago Tribune
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January 08, 2006
SkyScout

SkyScout utilizes patented technology that combines measurements of both the magnetic and gravitational fields of the Earth, along with data from an internal GPS and a substantial celestial database. A "locate" feature allows you to select any object you wish to view--Mars, for instance--and with the help of illuminated arrows in the viewfinder, the SkyScout will actually point to the object. And when you point to an object and click the "Target" button, SkyScout instantly displays the name of the object along with a treasure trove of fascinating scientific and historical information about the object.
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Tags: sky, scout, stars, astrology, gadget, planets, telescope
January 07, 2006
New Adobe app to take on Apple's Aperture
I can't wait for this...then Aperture could stay with Apple!
Exclusive -- Refusing to stand idle while Apple Computer woos digital photographers with its new Aperture post production tool for working with RAW images, Adobe Systems next week will unveil a similar piece of software designed to lure back its professional audience, AppleInsider has learned.
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Exclusive -- Refusing to stand idle while Apple Computer woos digital photographers with its new Aperture post production tool for working with RAW images, Adobe Systems next week will unveil a similar piece of software designed to lure back its professional audience, AppleInsider has learned.
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January 06, 2006
3 Sisters Give Birth on 3 Consecutive Days

Why not on the same day?
seems like they could have put a little more effort into it is all I'm saying."
The sisters, who appeared on several morning news shows, had no answer for why they didn't try harder.
One sister offered a half-hearted apology to the nation saying, "I know we can do better. We're going to take a few months, but we're all planning on fucking like crazy on March 10, and if all goes well, we'll finally get this right nine months after that." The other two sisters were obviously too embarrassed to say anything and the poor babies just pretended to be asleep the entire time to avoid having to answer for their mother's shame.
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January 05, 2006
Unusual wedding: British woman marries her beloved dolphin

Till death do us part? An unusual wedding ceremony was held in the southern resort town of Eilat on Wednesday, as Sharon Tendler, a 41-years-old Jewish millionaire from London married her beloved Cindy, a 35-years-old dolphin
"The peace and tranquility underwater, and his love, would calm me down," the excited bride said after the wedding.
"But what kind of children would they have?" one of the children in the crowd asked his father.
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January 04, 2006
Kodak Assvertising

Assvertising was so great you knew it would be copied. Who knew Kodak would be the one to stoop so low? That's like butterscotch-giving-grandpa hitting on your girlfriend - and stealing her (true story). more pics
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Dell Computers Ponders 'PC's For The Homeless' Marketing Strategy
Yo man! I take Pay Pal!

By Mark Motz
(AP) The Dell Computer Corp, one of a growing number of notorious U.S. companies engaged in the outsourcing of nearly 700,000 stateside jobs overseas, unveils plans to "seize the climate of the day that we helped create" by offering low cost PC's to the homeless. Dell spokeswoman Eliza Kruinkshank explains:
The new purple and black Dell Urban Warrior is a fully contained, all in one unit with built in LCD screen, built in keyboard, 256MB of RAM and a 1000 Mhz CPU encased in a waterproof, battery powered, go-anywhere, rugged lightweight case. It's a grab and go unit, with wireless internet available via any nearby restaurant or civic building's wireless access point, and can be recharged by means of any convenient alley way 110 volt plug, jury rigged to a car battery, or even trickle charged with the optional "Solar Buddy" solar cell array.
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By Mark Motz
(AP) The Dell Computer Corp, one of a growing number of notorious U.S. companies engaged in the outsourcing of nearly 700,000 stateside jobs overseas, unveils plans to "seize the climate of the day that we helped create" by offering low cost PC's to the homeless. Dell spokeswoman Eliza Kruinkshank explains:
The new purple and black Dell Urban Warrior is a fully contained, all in one unit with built in LCD screen, built in keyboard, 256MB of RAM and a 1000 Mhz CPU encased in a waterproof, battery powered, go-anywhere, rugged lightweight case. It's a grab and go unit, with wireless internet available via any nearby restaurant or civic building's wireless access point, and can be recharged by means of any convenient alley way 110 volt plug, jury rigged to a car battery, or even trickle charged with the optional "Solar Buddy" solar cell array.
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Lexar's JumpDrive Mercury

Lexar's JumpDrive Mercury has an E-Ink display that shows how much storage capacity it has left without the need to connect it to a PC.
Lexar hasn't yet revealed how much it's 1GB and 2GB JumpDrive Mercurys will go for, but keep an eye on its website for updates.
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